Más de alguna mujer se sentirá identifikada kon la entrada de hoy...por ké??por ke en mi estado de Amigdalitis medio febril, me he puesto a pensar en lo identifikable ke me hacen estos dos íkonos de mujer soltera...Bridget Jones es el más reciente....Ally McBeal unos kuántos años más de cirko, pero más de alguno la rekordará...
Ke es lo ke tienen estas dos mujeres ke kada vez ke aparecen me dejan desnuda en un instante!! no por ke me provoken una kalentura extrema...no Señor...solo ke kada tema ke tokan...kada gesto...kada situación ...es absolutamente identika a lo ke a mi me ha pasado....Maldita sea!! me siento vulnerable ante dos personajes ke sakan lo mejor y lo peor de mi....
Ké mujer no ha luchado kontra los kilos de más komo Bridget Jones!!ke mujer en un estado de desilución amorosa absoluta se encierra en su kasa y para matar esa ansiedad y angustia askerosa kome algo dulce...komo para engañar al cerebro y sentir placer...ke mujer no revisa su teléfono una y mil veces...para ver si hay mensajes...si a sonado...si está konektado...ke mujer no a eskrito en un Diario de Vida kada anékdota sabrosa y agria del día!! a ke mujer no le pasan las peores kosas justo kuando va a tener una cita!!
Les voy a kontar una anékdota...ke aunke es menor no deja de ser interesante:
Hace unos años atrás konocí a través de mi flog a un hombre regio (para Mi), wapo...kon pinta de chiko malo....ultra mega simpátiko, exquisito!!dale...enganchamos super bien hasta ke nos juntamos en el dpto recién adkirido de una amiga....primera cita: Piola...pura konversa!! la segunda cita era inminente obvio!! si igual keriamos puro....vernos!! hablamos y kedamos de juntarnos en el dpto una vez más....era Verano y le dije a mi amiga ke fueramos por una chela pa pasar "la kalore" jejejejejje....excelente...ibamos a destapar tan preciado bebestible y...sorpresa!!dpto nuevo=no hay destapador....CUEEEEEEEEEK....yo komo buena Scout le dije: pero galla si esto es muy fácil...kon una kuchilla le sako la tapa....yo he visto ke lo hacen así para destapar botellas!!y uffffffff me pasa el tonto cuchillo cocinero....toy en lo mejor haciendo palanca pa destapar la maldita tapa y......la fakin cuchilla va a dar a mi Nariz provokando un korte entre orificio y orificio....yo no me había dado kuenta hasta ver la kara de mi amiga y ver komo kaían gotas de sangre al mesón....keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!obviamente mi amiga se re meó de la risa...y lo digo kon todas sus letras por ke así fue...se hizo pipi de tanto reirnos!! al principio me dió lo mismo....pero en 1 minuto todo kambió...XUXAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!me voy a juntar kon el mijito riko y me akabo de kortar la ñata!! Mierdaaaaaaa...no me podía poner parche curita...ni vendar...ni poner yeso...ni nada!!y tuve ke post poner mi cita...inventando mil excusas para no verlo hasta ke sanara mi puta nariz....
Algo semejante pasa kon Bridget Jones, kada vez ke tiene ke hacer algo importante kon el hombre de sus sueños...todo sale mal!! o se makilla inadekuadamnte...o la peinan mal...o hace una sopa ke keda azul...siempre kon destellos ke evidencian lo ridíkula ke podemos ser y llegar a ser las mujeres!!
Kon Ally es algo parecido...me imagino metiendo la kabeza al baño kuando estoy en una situación embarazosa...o me imagino ahorkando a esa yegua ke me hace la vida de kuadritos...o me siento komo en un kuento de hadas kuando va todo bien....o kizás kuando digo No por dentro estoy diciendo a gritos un Si...o kuando digo ke te vayas por dentro muero por ke te kedes...
Ufffffffffffffff....a ken no le ha pasado ke justo el día menos esperado...te enkontraste kon alguien...ke te puede sakar de ese estado de abstinencia sexual no voluntario...y estás en lo mejor y rekuerdas ke andas kon el "CarPaLess"...peorrrrrrrrr cero sensualidad!! pero obvio!!komo iba a adivinar ke justo ese día toda abstinencia se podría akabar....
O a ken no le a pasado ke ese maldito ke adoras...te a prometido ke a kambiado...y te lo jura y re kontra jura...y tú boba le krees...y ke pasa??recibe mil llamados...mjes ardientes en el celular...posteos en su flog...o sea...es un maldito patrañoso ke nunka kambió y nunka va a kambiar!!
Ally y Bridget se han konvertido en mis íkonos intokables...las veo mil veces...y las defenderé otras mil veces más...por ké??por ke me identifiko..por ke siento ke soy yo la ke está en la pantalla...por ke dejan en evidencia ke kuando somos tontas lo somos kon todas sus letras...y por ke toda mujer es masokista...y tiene el umbral del dolor por las nubes...si aguantamos el dolor de útero y el de un nacimiento ...podemos soportar kualker dolor!!y a mi me duele verlas....me duele ver komo los hombres juegan kon ellas...y se rien de ellas....pero....soy una Pachasa!! y si no me río de mi....no puedo esperar ke los demás lo hagan....todos debemos tener la kapacidad de autokrítika...y yo por la xuxa ke la tengo desarrollada!!Así es ke akí estoy...tirada en mi kama...eskribiendo kagada de risa esta entrada....por ke??solo por ke me río de Mi...y de lo patétika ke puedo llegar a ser....jejejejeje
Continto Señor Continto!! Saluuuuuuuud por nosotras y lo bobas ke a veces somos..
Gracias a mis otros yo...Ally y Bridget por la inspiración...
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exelente Anita, yo me uno a ti soyotra Bridget mas,oye como vas con todo, paso la fiebre y el malestar, ojala que si pero por lo que leo aun sigues escribiendo gueas muy chistosas, eso me hace pensar que estas de maravilla jjajjaaj besos loca cuidate esa calentura
Muy buen post. Notable análisis. Y sí, las muejeres son bien masoquistas, no?
Las que prefiero son las sadomasoquistas, jajajaja.
Oye, y tampoco hay que irse al chancho con la separación de los párrafos, jejeje.
Te sigo leyendo. me encanta, ya sabes. Gran, pero gran blog.
Nos posteamos ;)
Hola anit, pucha ojala se te pase la amigdlitis febril...
en cuanto a las dos prefiero ally macbeal, era genial esa serie me gustaba mucho reirme de las tonteras que le pasaban, no sabia que habia gente identificable con ellas pero asi es la vida, me llego por mail un test para ver a que personaje de la tele nos parecemos... peor jaja cuidate
jajajaja..puuu anita....me quedo la bridget...pucha...igualita....y el carpaless...jajajaa....pucha que me rei.....claro que aun no conozco a nadie parecido a hugh grant..
....esa raza es mi condena.... y de lo del celibato no voluntario....toy que me tiro pal otro litro..capaz que ahi esté mi felicidad..
cuidate lokilla y toma remedios...no de los que vienen en cajita!!!
chaussss
muy divertido lo que escribes ustedes las mujeres son todo un mundo por descubrir.
hace muy poco escuche por ahi que las mujeres al nacer, deberian venir con un manual de instrucciones.
pero bueno asi nos gustan, y asi a ustedes les gusta ser, le gustan sus ataos y chascarros, mientras que nosotros no dejamos de babear por ustedes.
saludos
nos posteamos.
Wenisimo, una vez más...me reí demasiado con tu historia del cuchillo, muy wena...
Y sí, Ally y Bridget la llevan...aunque tienen la suerte de que sus historias comienzan mal, pero terminan bien...
Y la mía esta a años luz de terminar bien...
Saludos, enjoy!
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